Tiff.

tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

yesimstacysmom:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up

thugmufffin:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u

well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors

respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised

calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you